Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
