Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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