No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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