We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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