can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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