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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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