were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize