Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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