well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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