That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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