hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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