Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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