Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
tell me about the fingering
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