home. puking in laundry basket.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize