Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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