Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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