i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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