I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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