Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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