Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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