nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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