This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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