Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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