Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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