Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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