i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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