Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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