so explain again why im purple
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Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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