And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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