Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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