so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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