We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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