Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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