yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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