these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
No subtext here. People are naked.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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