I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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