Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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