I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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