my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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