wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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