everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Green mimosas i think yes
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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