i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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