your parents love me but you hate me
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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