Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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