And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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