Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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