To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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