There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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