i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My balls are so social today.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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