I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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