just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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