i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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