love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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