ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
