You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
The ass gains better be worth it
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