i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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