just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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